at ridickulously good looking, we’re a god damn dream team of misfits that can put a project together goodish or decent and work YEAR-ROUND to make it a solid 3 out of 10. you’ll never regret working with us. we’re always pullin’ hats outta rabbits. pure magic!
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We can make anything from PG to Rated R (naughty naughty) sites. Just let us know what you want. Text Debbie to get started. TEXT
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Need a model for your brand or whatever? We’ve got an everlasting catalog of real fucking people to help you out. Let us know what you need and we’ll find the perfect little pumpkin patch for ya!
Go ahead and annoy Debbie with your request. TEXT
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We don’t shit about this section, but we have fun doing it. Ralph aka “Rodeo'“ is never in Denver anyways, but he’ll send your stuff out wherever you want. He’s always got a guy somewhere who can throw up a poster.
Annoy Debbie with your request, TEXT
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Your apparel is bland and vanilla like bedroom sex. We get it. We’ve been there. Send Debbie your ideas and let us have a crack at it.
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WHO THE F#CK IS INVOLVED?
grandpa joystick
FounderComes up with the dope ideas for art & apparel.
Hates anyone who dislikes likes dogs.
He’s had a breakfast beer every day since 1970.
mags the goat
content creatorNetworks with cool people to be models.
Shoots the shit, sometimes forgets to post it.
Tried to light a match on fire once, was unsuccessful.
WILLY AKA “WEB MASTER”
WEBSITE DESIGNER. HIRE THIS MTHRFCKR!Can build funky websites for you and will be you design coach.
Claims to own a 1990 Ferrari F40…always says it’s in the “shop”
Has permanently stained his fingers from Cheetos.
“mr.pinks”
creative director
Plans ads for new pieces cumming out.
Hates anything not in pink.
Don’t ask their name, they’ll never fold! Not even Grandpa knows it.
ralph “rodeo”
traveling marketerIs never where you need him at the moment
Great at designing posters and shit.
Once pulled a hat out of a rabbit before. F#ckin’ magic!
debby aka “fck this shit”
receptionistDoes not care about your nephew’s new job or story of the day.
Transfers calls from the suit to other suits back to the suit.
Has an air mattress in her office, just for daytime “emergencies”.
dave or “muscle mike”
Only employed to constantly stock the fridge with Coors Banquet.
Steals food from the break room all the time.
Will sometimes come up with a great idea for a shoot.
stocker & food stealer
lawyer larry aka “suit”
handles all the legal shitDeals with all the shit nobody else wants to.
Hates his job, steals from the Coors fridge during lunch.
Tried to join the group chat but never succeeded.
“big daddy bri”
financial managerNever lets us overspend or go out for fun.
Tracks every fcking penny like it’s a competition.
Has kept the company afloat since yesterday.